Gravity Is For People With Low Toe-Strength
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Fri, May. 25th, 2012, 03:32 am
Run up to people and scream, "It's happening! It's happening!"
Then run away.
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Take control of your experience.
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AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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STRONTIUM CHART ~ TOP 22 STRONTIUM ROCK ALBUMS
MAY 3012 (Week O)
# Album / Band
I. I Got the Function / Cold Marmelade Justice Machine
II. Quotes and Bullets / Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater
III. Super Goddamn / Super Goddamn
IV. Take Heed / I Am the Secret Galactic Overlord
V. Stop Being Artistic And Throw More Guitars Into the Woodchipper / Ogre Math
VI. Don't Break the Plate As the Sun Goes Down / Dusk Monsters
VII. It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Album / It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
VIII. Deep-Fried Stront / I Bring the Rain of Frogs
IX. I Have Become the Eighth Dribbly Waterglass / Pie Ache
X. Shooting Crates of Sitars, Vol. I / Evil Tastes Like Bacon
XI. Burger And Tots In The Clean Room / Janitorial & Necromancy Department
XII. Ain't Nuthin' But A Pile O' Mud / Stormy Wormy
XIII. Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato, The Album / BLTs Will Rule the Universe Forever
XIV. Cottage Cheese, The Album / Olay Biscuit Barrel
XV. Swearpig Goes to the Drive-In / Swearpig
XVI. Someone's Stealing the Devil Hallucinations / Slain By Gingivitus
XVII. Tomorrow's Pixelated Underwear Paper / Silly Factory Rainbow Smokestacks
XVIII. Stuff Always Be Hurtin' / Honey Acid Hole
XIX. Trapped Inside the Space-Time Gazebo / See An Elf, Bake An Elf
XX. Silverado / Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens & Protein From the Sea
XXI. Military Grade Squirrel Wigs / Anti-Geas Hat
XXII. That Bachelor Chow Isn't Going to Manifest Itself / The Bachelor King Is In
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Astral Radio is the best radio.
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The psychic riptide.
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( Unfinished Rising Magic Spell List For Hackers & Hexers )
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In D&D 3.5...
The entire human Vox Peninsula is now united under one Emperor-King.
Who shares lesser powers with the Peerage, Landsraad, and Vox Peninsula United Council of Nations.
With the Guilds and Guildtopians controlling just about anything not nailed down, (though staying
within the rules of the Assembly of the World treaty, which proclaimed Jarus Edgard Jark Kolustra
Harmon Harmonivoxatein the 1st as Emperor-King of the Human Peoples of the Vox Peninula).
Especially since that very same treaty allows their philosophically controlled monatary system to
dominate all the local currencies of old.
The Harmonivoxateins of Vox have grabbed the official Throne as eldest of the Peerage.
But now they must deal with the Thane Family of Kore, the newly ascended DuSelesca-Shroo
Family of the Wizard's Academy at Selesca, the Telluriad-William Dynasty of Telluria,
the Orban and Guildtopian -controlled Has Ravencoasts of Orba, and the longtime enemies
and rivals from within Vox Country itself, the Gades... who have allied themselves with
the lesser Kozurs of Oasis.
Meanwhile the Free Tribes of the Goblinkin rumble to the south of the more moderate
Dystopian Nations of the White Mask of Goblinkin.
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"Murder is delicious," said the messiah, savoring his steak, "i'll give it up when people
stop acting like idiots."
"That's not very enlightened," said an apostle.
"Eh," went the messiah, reaching for the Worchestershire Sauce.
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CHORUS OF POPES: "And He Didst Eat Upon the Sauce of Worchestershire, O' Holy Sauce..."
Various Hunchbacks: "O' Holy Sauce..."
CHORUS OF POPES: "Most Holy Sauce..."
Backup Stuntclowns: "That's-A-Really-Holy-Sauce..."
Tenor Dirtsmythe: "A Very Holy Sauce..."
Baritone Bum: "Gosh What A Holy Sauce..."
Bass Wheelbarrow Master: "And now a guitar soloooo..."
(Guitar Solo)
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Mike coming over later. We'll try some single malt scotches. Play some Stratego.
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Single malt scotches so good. And the Remy Martin VSOP Congac as well.
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This planet's always here... blocking my nice view of Not-Earth.
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She was all like, "That is so not Station."
And i was all like, "Boobies and vaginas."
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STRONTIUM CHART ~ TOP 22 STRONTIUM ROCK ALBUMS
MAY 3012 (Week P)
# Album / Band
I. Super Goddamn / Super Goddamn
II. It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Album / It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
III. Quotes and Bullets / Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater
IV. Take Heed / I Am the Secret Galactic Overlord
V. Burger And Tots In The Clean Room / Janitorial & Necromancy Department
VI. Stop Being Artistic And Throw More Guitars Into the Woodchipper / Ogre Math
VII. Bacon, Lettuce & Tomato, The Album / BLTs Will Rule the Universe Forever
VIII. I Forgot How to Focus / Cyclops Frozen Soda Winner
IX. I Got the Function / Cold Marmelade Justice Machine
X. That Bubble Gum's Killing Mars / Let's Get Heavy Galactic
XI. Weekends Hanging Out Down At the Old Refried Beans Pipeline / Root Hog or Die
XII. Deep-Fried Stront / I Bring the Rain of Frogs
XIII. Barred Cheese Rampant With Flower Cannon Upon Blue Quarter Field / The New Heraldic Thrus
XIV. Don't Break the Plate As the Sun Goes Down / Dusk Monsters
XV. I Have Become the Eighth Dribbly Waterglass / Pie Ache
XVI. Swearpig Goes to the Drive-In / Swearpig
XVII. Granny Virgin Gonna Slap That Slut Around / Now That's Just Wrong
XVIII. Someone's Stealing the Devil Hallucinations / Slain By Gingivitus
XIX. Tomorrow's Pixelated Underwear Paper / Silly Factory Rainbow Smokestacks
XX. The Third World War Will Not Be Digitally Remastered / The Meek Shall Inherit This T-Shirt
XXI. I Must Acclimatize My Monkey / Carry the Infinity
XXII. Silverado / Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens & Protein From the Sea
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TAX THE HOBOS AND SEGREGATE THE UNFASHIONABLE! PRAISE THE STATION!!!
Hmmmmm. No.
Just trying to imagine what it's like to be republican for a second.
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The Station loves you, but it wants to dissect you and mount your bodyparts on slides with labels.
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Monkey touch the snake, and then monkey do the jitter dance.
Do the jitter dance, monkey.
Go back and touch the snake again. Wait, let me get my camera.
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The first plank in the platform of the Morningstar Party is the right of Apes, Monkeys, Lemurs,
Dolphins, Whales, and Squid, to vote. The second plank is that all politicians should be stung
by a bee on a daily basis, because it's funny.
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And single malt scotches in drinking fountains.
I may have to take up alcoholism.
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FEED THE CRAZY PERSON ONE STEAK THREE TIMES A DAY MIX:
*"Southern Dissolution" by... Black Label Society
*"Hyas and Stenorhynchus" by... Yo La Tengo
*"It Baffles the Mind" by... Priestess
*"Chemical Garden" by... Meat Puppets
*"Space Prophet Dogon" by... Grails
*"Hijack the Night" by... Bible of the Devil
*"Lower Your Eyelids to Die With the Sun" by... M83
*"Vlad the Impaler" by... Kasabian
*"Don't Stop Believin'" by... Journey
*"It's All Too Much" by... Journey (Beatles cover)
*"White Noise" by... Exitmusic
*"The Modern Age" by... Exitmusic
*"The Cold" by... Exitmusic
*"Sparks of Light" by... Exitmusic
*"1,000,000" by... R.E.M.
*"Spaceship Landing" by... Kyuss
*"Severed Goddess Hand" by... Meat Puppets
*"Journey of a Sorcerer" by... Eagles
*"I Could Have Lied" by... Red Hot Chili Peppers
*"Mississippi Queen" by... Sons of Otis (Mountain cover)
*"Jam of the Witches" by... the Warlocks
*"Gloaming" by... Queen Elephantine
*"The Light" by... Nightstalker
*"Rain" by... the Beatles
*"Smells Like Teen Spirit" by... Tori Amos (Nirvana cover)
*"Night Boat" by... Duran Duran
*"Christeen Sixteen" by... KISS
*"Strutter" by... KISS
*"Nothin' To Lose" by... KISS
*"Firehouse" by... KISS
*"Cold Gin" by... KISS
*"Let Me Know" by... KISS
*"I Was Made For Loving You" by... KISS
*"2000 Man" by... KISS (Rolling Stones cover)
*"Sure Know Something" by... KISS
*"Dirty Livin'" by... KISS
*"Charisma" by... KISS
*"Magic Touch" by... KISS
*"Hard Times" by... KISS
*"X-Ray Eyes" by... KISS
*"Save Your Love" by... KISS
*"Communique" by... Dire Straits
*"Down By the Sea" by... Men At Work
*"I'm So Tired" by... the Beatles
*"What Goes On (Live)" by... the Velvet Underground
*"Back in Black" by... AC/DC
*"Tree of No Hope" by... Mushroom River Band
*"Only Solutions" by... Journey
*"Low Rider" by... War
*"Veteran of the Psychic Wars" by... Blue Oyster Cult
*"Gweedo-Weedo" by... Truckfighters
*"Manhattan Project" by... Truckfighters
*"Altered State" by... Truckfighters
*"Valium" by... Truckfighters
*"Spirits in the Material World" by... the Police
*"Summer Sessions Part 4" by... Causa Sui
*"One of These Nights" by... Eagles
*"Marijuana" by... Kottonmouth Kings
*"I Robot" by... the Alan Parsons Project
*"Numb" by... U2
*"Discotheque" by... U2
*"Vertigo" by... U2
*"Tomorrow Never Knows" by... the Beatles
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Researching the complex Transform Lake to Single Malt Scotch spell.
Tue, May. 22nd, 2012, 06:52 am
HACKERS & HEXERS RPG:
BASIC BOOKS~ H&H
*HH1-PG - Players Guide
*HH2-GM- Game Master's Guide
*HH3-GMMC - Monsterous Compedium
*HH4-GMMC2 - Monsters of Madness
*HH5-GMMC3- Monsterous Compendium II
*HH6-GMPGSA - Across the Planes, Dimensional H&H
*HH7-GMMC4 - Monsters of the Nortelands and Islands
*HH8-PGSA - Secrets of the Hexograd
*HH9-PGSB - Secret of the Great Hacking Heros
*HH10-GMMC5 - More Monsters
*HH11-GMPGSB - Equpipment and Magic Item Vault
MODULES~ H&H
*0A Drenched in the Cryptic Rain of the Mountains of Pazoo
*0B Island of Scareyass Shit
*0C Against the Keep of the Robber Baron
*A1 Castle of Mogenoth
*A2 Beneathe Mogenoth
*A3 Kingdoms of the Deep
*B1 The Curse of the Fatal Helm
*B2 The Curse of the Possessed Armor
*B3 The Cursed Ring of Doroskuck
*B4 The Belt of Really Serious Psychotic Mindfucking
*C1 Beyond the Star Plains
*D1 To Kore!
*D2 To Elect A King!
*D3 Beneath the Streets of the Old Wall
*D4 The Festivals of Kore
*D5 Kore: Squished Frog Enviorns
*D6 With The Supernal Legionaires of the Kore Guild Guardians
*B5 I Told You Guys Not to Bring Me Any More Cursed Items, Wrath of Maltignore the Archmage
*C2 Star Yacht Gambit
*A4 The Lost Temple of Crazy Ehrl
*C3 Lost At Montya
*E1 Troll Raids At Blue River
*F1 The Seas of Telluria, Orba, and Alfasta
*F2 Lost Raiders of the Guildtopian Wars
*G1 Soaked in the Greasy Fog of the Bog of the Banshee
*H1 The Webs of the Midnight Society
*C4 To Tread the Power Cosmic
*D7 The Kore Arena and Entertainment Guilds
*G2 Waterlogged in the Back Side of the Sour Styx Slough
*D8 Attack Upon the Temple of Kosm At Kore City Central
*H2 The Festivals of the Spring Battles of Vangard Keep
*H3 The Yellow Fist, Journey to Pama & Ki-Jhun
*J1 The Temple of Kosm at the Five Harths
*K1 The Quest for the Staff of Flows, Part I: Accidental Puppets of the Gods
*L1 Caravan: The Great Portsmouth to Vox City Road
*L2 Caravan: Fork Point & Dex
*L3 Caravan: Oasis
*C5 Return of the Green Star
*E2 The Tangle Plains
*M1 Orba and the Guildtopian Capital
*A5 The Lost Island of Crazy Ehrl
*C6 Dimensional Touring For The Economically Challenged
*M2 The Great Halls of the Dead
*D9 Intrigue in Old Kore Wall District & Rising in Kore Society
*F3 Voyage To The Kulrikus Barrier
*D10 The Grand Markets of Kore and The Kore Suburbs
*C7 Sky Signs of the Astrologers
*M3 Mountain of Madness
*G3 The Keepers of the Tol Stone Should Have Kept This Damned Thing
*D11 In Service of the Kore Platform Hotel District, Games District, Dirigibal &
Balloon Bays, Dimensionship Docks, and Dimensional Customs
*G4 To Selesca Through The Morgente: The Quintessential Journeying Module
*C8 Return to Montya
*H4 Way of the Dragon Turtle: From Oriens Prima to the North Aagernon Coast
*J2 The Longest Way: From the Nortreyne Morgenthorme Underworld to the Plains of Norte
*K2 The Quest for the Staff of Flows, Part II: The Planar Dump
*D12 Guide to the Great Taverns and Restaraunts of Kore City
*G5 Kept Within the Colleges of the Selescan Academy
*B6 The Curses of the Stupid Reinactments & The Unmind Gem, Shard of the Black Heart
*C9 Astral Ships & Dimension Huggers
*H5 The Midnight Society Plays Its Hands
*G6 The Towers of Doroskuck & The Kro
*K3 The Quest for the Staff of Flows, Part III: The Aagervox System
*J3 Barbarian Tribes of the Norte and Morgente: To Hunt the Dragon
*H6 Revolt of the Sub-Imperial: Civil War in Kore City
*B6 The Cursed Deck of The Orions Crabs
*D13 The Kore City Adventurer's Dungeon
*L4 Caravan: Vox City
*N1 Adventure at The High Feast of Dwarva and the Dwarven Communities
*N2 Society of the Morgente
*L5 Caravan: The Northern Road
*D14 Thieves, Rogues, Skulks, Runners, Robbers, and the Underground of Kore City
*F4 The Gray Wastes
*M4 Telluria & the Emerald Isle
*D15 Kore City Lifestyles
*P1 Rise of the Lizard King
*Q1 The Isle of Basks
*N3 Secret Rituals of the Gnomes of the Black Heart
*D16 111 Kore City Adventures & Dungeons
*F5 Deep Beneath the Great Ocean
*M5 The Tropics
*N4 The White Mask & The Goblinkin
*P2 Return of the Lizard King
*Q2 Lair of the Scarekro
*M6 Beyond to Aagernon
*N5 The Way of the Dragon
*P3 Revenge of the Lizard King
*A6 Trapped in the Service of the God King Ehrl
*F6 The Dark One Rises
Tue, May. 22nd, 2012, 05:04 am
"My Life As An Enlightened Being Born In An Age of Morons".
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A Game For Ages 1,000,000,000 And Up.
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Five, maybe six billion deaths... and i could work with this planet.
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STRONTIUM CHART ~ TOP 22 STRONTIUM ROCK ALBUMS
MAY 3012 (Week M)
# Album / Band
I. Don't Break the Plate As the Sun Goes Down / Dusk Monsters
II. The Other Side of the Desert of Glass / Bakelite Sky
III. Shooting Crates of Sitars, Vol. I / Evil Tastes Like Bacon
IV. Military Grade Squirrel Wigs / Anti-Geas Hat
V. Quotes and Bullets / Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater
VI. Skunk Cheese / Casual Javelin
VII. I Got the Function / Cold Marmelade Justice Machine
VIII. Cottage Cheese, The Album / Olay Biscuit Barrel
IX. Human Stuff / Human Stuff
X. Tomorrow's Pixelated Underwear Paper / Silly Factory Rainbow Smokestacks
XI. Ain't Nuthin' But A Pile O' Mud / Stormy Wormy
XII. That Bachelor Chow Isn't Going to Manifest Itself / The Bachelor King Is In
XIII. Swearpig Goes to the Drive-In / Swearpig
XIV. Rain Dog / Rain Dog
XV. Trapped Inside the Space-Time Gazebo / See An Elf, Bake An Elf
XVI. I Cast Illusionary Monkey Sauce / Party in the Hole
XVII. Silverado / Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens & Protein From the Sea
XVIII. It's Just A Band Name! Stop Throwing Bricks At Us Out of the Fog!
(Live At the Misty Mountain Festival) / Brick & Fog
XIX. Cuz B-Grade Sci-Fi's All Right With Me / Violate It Now
XX. Cans of Things That Go Well On Rice / Bite the Weasel
XXI. Left Lane Closed For Rocking / Ur-Stront Road Workers
XXII. Can't Walk, Too Many Puppies / Eleven Puppy Evening
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All your muffins am belong to the king of Siam.
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And the party shall be. For there is party. And it is named "Oh Party, You Are So Partyesque".
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Things looking slightly up.
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Just Oh-Party-You-Are-So-Partyesque Partyin'.
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"Ain't nobody in here but us incarnaters."
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Does This Planet Have Enough Big Craters?
A lecture and discussion with Dr. Marcus Hausenfield.
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Later i shall stalk the landscape for wild Reubens or a herd of Chili With Beans.
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Saddle up the imaginopotamus!
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All your zoom am belong to zoom.
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Ever catch yourself wondering, "Now what am i supposed to be feeling miserable about right now?"
And then sit there for a bit trying to figure out the exact thing you're supposed to have on your mind
in order to achieve proper misery and get on with day?
"I know i'm supposed to be miserable about something..."
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STRONTIUM CHART ~ TOP 22 STRONTIUM ROCK ALBUMS
MAY 3012 (Week N)
# Album / Band
I. Quotes and Bullets / Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater
II. I Got the Function / Cold Marmelade Justice Machine
III. Ain't Nuthin' But A Pile O' Mud / Stormy Wormy
IV. Don't Break the Plate As the Sun Goes Down / Dusk Monsters
V. Super Goddamn / Super Goddamn
VI. Shooting Crates of Sitars, Vol. I / Evil Tastes Like Bacon
VII. Cottage Cheese, The Album / Olay Biscuit Barrel
VIII. So Partyesque / Anchorface
IX. Military Grade Squirrel Wigs / Anti-Geas Hat
X. Skunk Cheese / Casual Javelin
XI. Deep-Fried Stront / I Bring the Rain of Frogs
XII. Rain Dog / Rain Dog
XIII. Trapped Inside the Space-Time Gazebo / See An Elf, Bake An Elf
XIV. Tomorrow's Pixelated Underwear Paper / Silly Factory Rainbow Smokestacks
XV. Swearpig Goes to the Drive-In / Swearpig
XVI. This Planet Doesn't Have Enough Types of Sammiches / Now It All Comes Down to This
XVII. Human Stuff / Human Stuff
XVIII. Silverado / Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens & Protein From the Sea
XIX. That Bachelor Chow Isn't Going to Manifest Itself / The Bachelor King Is In
XX. I Have Become the Eighth Dribbly Waterglass / Pie Ache
XXI. Stop Being Artistic And Throw More Guitars Into the Woodchipper / Ogre Math
XXII. Can't Walk, Too Many Puppies / Eleven Puppy Evening
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And now... I spy lurking in the subways... the wild and wiley Reuben.
Rye bread, corned beef, baby swiss, saurkraut, thousand island dressing... mmmmm.
The mightiest of sammiches.
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No, Really Seriously This Time, Stuff to Do:
X__Slay the Reuben, Eat the Reuben (Prehunt Chant: "The Reuben Shall Be Eaten! The Rebuen
Shall Be Eaten! The Sleeper May or May Not Awaken. But the Reuben's Gonna Get Et!")
___watch Paul
___re-watch Monty Python & the Holy Grail
X__re-watch The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly
___re-watch Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
X__watch Best of Bugs Bunny, Vol. 1 dvd
___finish reading "Leviathan Wakes" (i keep savoring it slowly) (Hope it wins the Hugo!)
___shower in the dark
X__jam to tunes
___play guitar
___play Stratego
X__finish i-Football seasonal playoffs #151
X__visit the obelisk planet Toblerone
___transcend space-time
___pick up reading in "City At the End of Time" (Greg Bear)
X__"I AM THE ALL-POWERFUL HUNGRYMAN!" (BEAT CHEST)
___buy the second Expanse (Leviathan Wakes) series book "Caliban's War" when it comes out
___Starship Chickhai
___Lots of RPGing stuff (GURPS, D&D 3.5, ADVENTURES IN SPACE-TIME, GAMMA WORLD 1.0,
D20 Future, Hackmaster, Paranoia, Shadowrun, Mutants and Masterminds, Star Frontiers)
X__Invoke Zones
X__Sleep
X__Advanced Incarnating
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GUILD GRANDENOTE 25,000 gp Paper Note ("For the Guild!")
GUILD BOSS NOTE 20,000 gp Paper Note ("One Year's Leading Work")
GUILD YEARLY NOTE 15,000 gp Paper Note ("One Year's Regular Work")
GUILD DEFENSE NOTE 10,000 gp Paper Note ("Defend the Guild!")
GUILD HALFYEAR NOTE 7,000 gp Paper Note ("A Half A Year's Regular Work")
GUILD LUXURY NOTE 5,000 gp Paper Note ("Luxury")
GUILD SEASON NOTE 3500 gp Paper Note ("One Season's Regular Work")
GUILD SHOW NOTE 2500 gp Paper Note ("High Barter")
GUILD SHORTSEASON 2400 gp Paper Note ("Two Month's Regualr Work")
GUILD MONTHLYNOTE 1200 gp Paper Note ("One Month's Regular Work")
GUILD FIRSTSECONDNOTE 1000 gp Paper Note ("First Second Order Bump")
GUILD TRADENOTE 500 gp Paper Note ("Mid Barter")
GUILD WORKWEEK NOTE 300 gp Paper Note ("5 days of work")
GUILD WEEKEND NOTE 250 gp Paper Note ("Day 6 and 7 Overdrive")
GUILD DAY NOTE 60 gp Paper Note ("1 day of work")
GUILD HALF-DAY NOTE 30 gp Paper Note ("1/2 day of work")
GUILD QUARTER-DAY NOTE 15 gp Paper Note ("2 hours of work")
GUILD TOLL 7 gp Paper Note ("1 hour of work")
GUILD OVERTIME NOTE 4 gp Paper Note ("30 minutes of work")
GUILD CLOCKNOTE 2 gp Paper Note ("15 minutes of work")
GUILD TIPNOTE 1 gp Paper Note ("Gratuity")
GUILD SHIELD 1 ep Electrum Coin
GUILDIME 1 sp Silver Coin
GUILD PFENIG 1 cp Copper Coin
GUILD NICKLE 1/2 cp Nickle Coin
GUILD HAMMER & ANVIL 1/4 cp Iron Coin
GUILD STAR 1/8 cp Tin Coin
GUILD FLAME 1/16 cp Ceramic Coin
GUILD WOODPENNY 1/32 cp Wooden Coin
GUILD I.O.U. 1/64 cp Signed Paper or Any
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"Might aih borrow a chezzewix frum ya gov'ner? A't be a Flame to you wot of the Guild. Tuh be
earnest, aih couldn't find it in me 'art to say 'no' to a Pfenig."
Fetch me a bottle of your insanest pepper juice and there's a Clocknote in it for you, unkempt space urchin.
"Ayuh, that'll getchoo a bottle o' Mammy Bizarro's Callisto-Grown Schizopepper Fizzy, it's got wot they
call 'Astral Resonance'. That'll put crawling hairs right up yer brainholes, that will. I knows where aih
can gets 'em fer a coupla Shields, an' that leave more'n Tipnote fer Unkempt Space Urchin hisself. Right
fine size too, shaped like a little jug, but ah right fine size too. None o' them spaceport size stuff."
Sound upright to me. Get it here quickly and there's a sack of those Flames you wanted for your footspeed."
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There aren't enough good Space RPGs. The pen-and-paper variety i mean.
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Ancient Tribal Folk Songs: "O' sing us the song of the Reuben..."
Chorus: "Mighty Reuben..."
Hierophant Dancer: "The Imagopotamus is uneven! Fetch the Holy Healing Sammich of Infinity!"
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW MIX:
*"I Ran (So Far Away)" by... Proscriptor (A Flock of Seagulls cover)
*"Deep in the Hole" by... Masters of Reality
*"Gift" by... Old Man Gloom
*"Who Are You" by... the Who
*"Pass the Hatchet, I Think I'm Goodkind" by... Yo La Tengo
*"Low Man's Lyric" by... Metallica
*"Forty" by... Karma to Burn
*"Johnny B. Goode (Live At the BBC)" by... the Beatles (Chuck Berry cover)
*"Alright" by... Supergrass
*"Scum" by... Meat Puppets
*"Brohemoth" by... Barn Burner
*"Letting Go" by... Torche
*"Kicking" by... Torche
*"Walk It Off" by... Torche
*"Reverse Inverted" by... Torche
*"In Pieces" by... Torche
*"Snakes Are Charmed" by... Torche
*"Sky Trials" by... Torche
*"Roaming" by... Torche
*"Skin Moth" by... Torche
*"Solitary Traveler" by... Torche
*"Harmoniacraft" by... Torche
*"Looking On" by... Torche
*"Bring Me Home" by... Torche
*"Hellion" by... Torche
*"In Return" by... Torche
*"Olympus Mons" by... Torche
*"Legs" by... ZZ Top
*"Hogs and Cuties" by... the Meteors
*"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by... the Hooters (Beatles cover)
*"Rock of Ages" by... Def Leppard
*"The Inner Light" by... the Beatles
*"Into the Mouth of Abandonment" by... Danzig
*"Gain Speed" by... Truckfighters
*"Dopethrone" by... Electric Wizard
*"Breathe" by... the Prodigy
*"Day of the Lords" by... Joy Division
*"Radar Maker" by... Mogwai
*"If You Don't Want Me Baby" by... Mississippi John Hurt
*"Black Water" by... the Doobie Brothers
*"Dopes to Infinity" by... Monster Magnet
*"Breaking the Law" by... Judas Priest
*"Speed of Light (Live)" by... Stratovarius
*"Run Through the Jungle" by... Creedence Clearwater Revival
*"Proud Mary" by... Creedence Clearwater Revival
*"Twilight Zone '82" by... Golden Earring
*"Whatever Gets You Through the Night" by... the Beatles
*"The Story Must Be Told" by... NoMeansNo
*"The Beast" by... Nebula
*"Sisyphus" by... Have A Nice Life
*"Sink the Pink" by... AC/DC
*"Bring On the Lucie (Freda Peeple)" by... John Lennon
*"Cheese & Onions" by... Galaxie 500 (Rutles cover)
*"Iodine Sky" by... Black Light Burns
*"One" by... Aimee Mann (Harry Nilsson cover)
*"The Number of the Beast" by... Iron Maiden
*"Let's Go" by... the Cars
*"Drug Fits the Face" by... Moby
*"Deerslayer" by... Black Math Horseman
*"Black Grease" by... the Black Angels
*"Zero For Conduct" by... OFF
*"May We Bang You?" by... Parliament
*"I Was Made For Dancing" by... Leif Garrett
*"Gemini Dream" by... the Moody Blues
*"Flesh For Fantasy" by... Billy Idol
*"Eyes Without A Face" by... Billy Idol
*"Super Overdrive" by... Billy Idol
*"Shock to the System" by... Billy Idol
*"Do Not Stand In the Shadows" by... Billy Idol
*"Tomorrow Never Knows" by... Billy Idol (Beatles cover)
*"Flying" by... the Beatles
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In the beginning, the Sky made the Reuben, and it was good.
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And Sky was all like, "Whoah!"
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Tell us the stories of your People.
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Everything's gone all Greek Linear B.
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Just sittin' around bein' better than everyboddy.
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The aliens are coming to take our TV and our Rock and Roll.
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And that's why we call that constellation "The Reuben".
"Tell me more of those nifty Star Food stories."
Hail Reuben.
Sun, May. 20th, 2012, 04:48 am
I think i'll vote for Tarquin Fintimlimbimlimbimwhinbimlin Bus Stop Ftang Ftang Olay Biscuit Barrel.
("Silly Party")
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If i had it all to do over again, i'd be a robot.
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STRONTIUM CHART ~ TOP 22 STRONTIUM ROCK ALBUMS
MAY 3012 (Week K)
# Album / Band
I. It's Just A Band Name! Stop Throwing Bricks At Us Out of the Fog!
(Live At the Misty Mountain Festival) / Brick & Fog
II. Military Grade Squirrel Wigs / Anti-Geas Hat
III. Swearpig Goes to the Drive-In / Swearpig
IV. Tomorrow's Pixelated Underwear Paper / Silly Factory Rainbow Smokestacks
V. Skunk Cheese / Casual Javelin
VI. That Bachelor Chow Isn't Going to Manifest Itself / The Bachelor King Is In
VII. Shooting Crates of Sitars, Vol. I / Evil Tastes Like Bacon
VIII. Left Lane Closed For Rocking / Ur-Stront Road Workers
IX. Cottage Cheese, The Album / Olay Biscuit Barrel
X. Trapped Inside the Space-Time Gazebo / See An Elf, Bake An Elf
XI. We Be Gurpin' It / Gonzo & the Spleen-Haters
XII. Encyclopedias, Globes, and UFOs / Flying Radio Trike Adventure
XIII. Invisible Dissidents Have Infiltrated the Zone/ Nuclear Bicycle
XIV. C-Sides & Unreleased Spew Songs / Nozzle
XV. I Refuse to Participate in This Dream / Thousands and Thousands of Hallways
XVI. Silverado / Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens & Protein From the Sea
XVII. Moon Ninja Assassination Fest 3012 / Ancient Astronauts, Coffeestain Sun, & Immature Test Leaf
XVIII. Savin' Up Psychotic Rage in the Hard Times / Explosion Down at the Old Sewage Plant
XIX. To the Monkeytoss Dromes! / Longpig is the Only Good Unrock Band, The Rest of You are Shite
XX. Weed & Death / Weed & Death
XXI. Back Up And Hit That Wooden Dinosaur Again / the Flying Gut Sammich Attack
XXII. Can't Walk, Too Many Puppies / Eleven Puppy Evening
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In the future we'll all have a closet full of brains-in-jars for backups, just in case we need a quick
rescan and download.
"I'm not feeling well, fetch me a new brain from the closet, Jeeves-X9," we'll say to our robot butlers.
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Even the poor will be able to pick up a few spares somewhere like Bob's Used Brains or Clone-Mart.
"Buy Any Used Brain Today at BOB'S USED BRAINS and get a Certificate for a FREE One-Year
Lease on a Third Arm! Inquire Inside. Be Sure and Check Out our BUY ONE LOBE GET ONE FREE
Bargain Bins!"
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Stupid females. Always existing and stuff.
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Lingering To-Dos:
___watch Paul
___re-watch Monty Python & the Holy Grail
___ere-watch Event Horizon
___re-watch Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
___re-watch The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
___finish up GURPS characters for fantasy Vox campaign setting
X__eat a Reuben
___finish reading "Leviathan Wakes"
___get more Peachtree Peach Schnappes
___get some Monkeypaw
___watch Northern Exposure episodes
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"Get me a good, fresh brain at Clone-Mart. And while you're there, pick me up a barrel of boobs."
___________
I believe that one day Douglas Adams will return from the dead, rupturing the local space-time and
appearing to us in the Sky. Then we'll all live forever while he writes more books for us. Except
the religious nuts, who he will banish to Southwest Pluto with his Mighty Powers, where they shall expire.
I call it the Rupture.
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Graffiti: "Kill Zee Non-Stoners. Den We Be Free."
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Tv Commercial: "Five-Hundred-and-One out of a Thousand Dystopians prefer LIFE OF AMERICA
to AMERICAN DREAMS, INC. for their Basic Tribal Needs."
Billboard: "Let Amercian Dreams, Inc. Take You There."
Sidewalk Sign: "Life of America, the Modern Progressive Tribe for your Basic Tribal Needs Subscription."
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STRONTIUM CHART ~ TOP 22 STRONTIUM ROCK ALBUMS
MAY 3012 (Week L)
# Album / Band
I. Military Grade Squirrel Wigs / Anti-Geas Hat
II. Skunk Cheese / Casual Javelin
III. The Other Side of the Desert of Glass / Bakelite Sky
IV. Shooting Crates of Sitars, Vol. I / Evil Tastes Like Bacon
V. That Bachelor Chow Isn't Going to Manifest Itself / The Bachelor King Is In
VI. Tomorrow's Pixelated Underwear Paper / Silly Factory Rainbow Smokestacks
VII. Cottage Cheese, The Album / Olay Biscuit Barrel
VIII. Human Stuff / Human Stuff
IX. Swearpig Goes to the Drive-In / Swearpig
X. Cuz B-Grade Sci-Fi's All Right With Me / Violate It Now
XI. What's With The Laughing Green Butter? / Year of Butter
XII. It's Just A Band Name! Stop Throwing Bricks At Us Out of the Fog!
(Live At the Misty Mountain Festival) / Brick & Fog
XIII. Don't Break the Plate As the Sun Goes Down / Dusk Monsters
XIV. Left Lane Closed For Rocking / Ur-Stront Road Workers
XV. Poke The Monkey With A Stick / Death Horizon
XVI. Silverado / Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens & Protein From the Sea
XVII. Trapped Inside the Space-Time Gazebo / See An Elf, Bake An Elf
XVIII. No Cannibalism On This Side Of The Line / the Whole Ancestor
XIX. Encyclopedias, Globes, and UFOs / Flying Radio Trike Adventure
XX. Fresh Lies, Guarunteed 100% Untrue / Paisley Star
XXI. We Be Gurpin' It / Gonzo & the Spleen-Haters
XXII. Can't Walk, Too Many Puppies / Eleven Puppy Evening
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"I heave a mighty cheese at thee," said the Loper.
Whilst out upon the Voors.
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Dontcha just hate everything?
___________
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Sign: "If you only lope one thing this year, lope the Voors."
___________
Traveling through the Bardo Planes is like rolling dice for your next character.
The one thing i miss (compared to most other systems) while making GURPS characters is that there's
no die-rolling during the actual character creation phase. You just use purchase points.
Like karmabucks.
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And now some nice zone-infiltration music for all you nice folks out there inflitrating the zones.
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WELCOME TO THE SHOW MIX:
*"(Don't Fear) The Reaper" by... Blue Oyster Cult
*"E.T.I. (Extra Terrestial Intelligence)" by... Blue Oyster Cult
*"The Revenge of Vera Gemini" by... Blue Oyster Cult
*"Godzilla" by... Blue Oyster Cult
*"Letting Go" by... Torche
*"Kicking" by... Torche
*"Walk It Off" by... Torche
*"Reverse Inverted" by... Torche
*"In Pieces" by... Torche
*"Snakes Are Charmed" by... Torche
*"Sky Trials" by... Torche
*"Roaming" by... Torche
*"Skin Moth" by... Torche
*"Solitary Traveler" by... Torche
*"Harmonicraft" by... Torche
*"Looking On" by... Torche
*"Bring Me Home" by... Torche
*"Hellion" by... Torche
*"In Return" by... Torche
*"Olympus Mons" by... Torche
*"Rule the Beast" by... Torche
*"Tarpit Carnivore" by... Torche
*"Don't Turn the Light On, Leave Me Alone" by... Can
*"Happy Bunny Goes Fluff-Fluff Along" by... the Jesus Lizard
*"How Does It Feel" by... Candlebox
*"Sunsquashed" by... Yo La Tengo
*"The Story of Yo La Tango" b y... Yo La Tengo
*"Pass the Hatchet, I Think I'm Goodkind" by... Yo La Tengo
*"Don't Stop Believin'" by... Journey
*"Kohoutek" by... Journey
*"Who's Crying Now" by... Journey
*"Field of Grass" by... Mountain Mirrors
*"Flesh For Fantasy" by... Billy Idol
*"Prime Time" by... the Alan Parsons Project
*"Games People Play" by... the Alan Parsons Project
*"I Robot" by... the Alan Parsons Project
*"Mammagamma '04" by... Alan Parsons & Jeremy Parsons (APP cover)
*"One Thought At A Time" by... Massive Attack
*"Inflatable" by... Meat Puppets
*"Once Upon A Time In The West" by... Dire Straits
*"Telegraph Road" by... Dire Straits
*"Love Over Gold" by... Dire Straits
*"Intro" by... the XX
*"Chemical Buzz" by... Baby Woodrose
*"Improvisation On The Theme of Rokudon" by... Ravi Shankar
*"Radhasapa" by... Ravi Shankar
*"Fok" by... Olafur Arnalds
*"Canon In D" by... Pachelbel
*"The Lemon Song" by... Led Zeppelin
*"Mind's Eye" by... Wolfmother
*"When We Was Fab" by... George Harrison
*"Paradise City" by... Guns 'N' Roses
*"Underground" by... Jane's Addiction
*"Ocean Size" by... Jane's Addiction
*"Drones In The Valley" by... Cage the Elephant
*"2 Wicky" by... Hooverphonic
*"...And Justice For All" by... Metallica
*"Time Will Cut You Down" by... Priestess
*"Discotheque" by... U2
*"Notorious" by... Duran Duran
*"How Do You Sleep?" by... John Lennon
*"Zero" by... the Smashing Pumpkins
*"Moon Socket" by... Sound Tribe Sector 9
*"New York Groove" by... Ace Frehley
*"Run Through the Jungle" by... Creedence Clearwater Revival
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I don't think god is taking my Universe very seriously.
Sat, May. 19th, 2012, 06:52 pm
I must eat the brains of the rich and gain their powers.
Sat, May. 19th, 2012, 05:04 am
I'd like to stand in favor of the slaughtering of humanity as a food source for aliens.
Thank you.
Sat, May. 19th, 2012, 04:59 am
My head hurts.
And there's no weed.
I'm nauseous.
And there's no weed.
I'm depressed.
And there's no weed.
I'm achy.
And there's no weed.
I'm itchy.
And there's no weed.
I'm tired.
And there's no weed.
I'm irritable.
And there's no weed.
I'm despondant.
And there's no weed.
I'm insane.
And there's no weed.
Fri, May. 18th, 2012, 09:22 pm
Religious people shouldn't be allowed to vote or hold office.
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In fact, their right to breathe should undergo a yearly review.
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I am innundated with blankess.
___________
I don't even wanna be conscious right now.
___________
"I believe that i am god, and that everyone else in the Universe should be disintegrated in
order to give me more elbow room. This is what i believe."
___________
I, the Creator of the Universe, God-King of Eternity, and Emperor of Space-Time... wonder
why it's so fucking hard for me to get weed.
I don't remember programming "weed is illegal" into any of the sub-programs.
Something's obviously gone terribly wrong.
____________
Plus, i'm probably gonna wind up punching my cousin's ex in the face over it.
____________
Everything sucks.
____________
You know what would make me happy?
If i was in an interdimensional ship, with my Brane-Purifiers fully charged, ready to erase
this entire Multiverse from existance.
Or weed.
Weed would make me happy.
Thu, May. 17th, 2012, 01:35 am
Monkeys.
So very, very many monkeys.
Three monkeys.
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Everything miserable.
___________
Depressed as crap.
___________
The kind of night i'm never far away from another megalomaniacal Destroy the Universe fantasy.
___________
Life, it's a bad thing.
Tue, May. 15th, 2012, 02:05 am
It's the people that make me not care.
___________
Got some Captain Black pipe tobacco to go with my Paladin Blackcherry.
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STRONTIUM CHART ~ TOP 22 STRONTIUM ROCK ALBUMS
MAY 3012 (Week J)
# Album / Band
I. Tomorrow's Pixelated Underwear Paper / Silly Factory Rainbow Smokestacks
II. Military Grade Squirrel Wigs / Anti-Geas Hat
III. Savin' Up Psychotic Rage in the Hard Times / Explosion Down at the Old Sewage Plant
IV. Swearpig Goes to the Drive-In / Swearpig
V. Trapped Inside the Space-Time Gazebo / See An Elf, Bake An Elf
VI. Left Lane Closed For Rocking / Ur-Stront Road Workers
VII. Tales of Being Pissed Off Beyond Imagination / The Fimbleburp Asbersteen Array
VIII. Encyclopedias, Globes, and UFOs / Flying Radio Trike Adventure
IX. My Lite-Brite's Not Brite Enough (Cried the Emperor) / the Lazer Destruction Brigade Pillowcase
X. The Tale of the Tribal Waves Defense / A Mighty One Upon the Land
XI. It's Just A Band Name! Stop Throwing Bricks At Us Out of the Fog!
(Live At the Misty Mountain Festival) / Brick & Fog
XII. Perhaps I've Been Trying to Communicate Too Clearly / Firing Squad Etiquette
XIII. We Be Gurpin' It / Gonzo & the Spleen-Haters
XIV. I Refuse to Participate in This Dream / Thousands and Thousands of Hallways
XV. Weed & Death / Weed & Death
XVI. These Dimensions Don't Match / Unmatching Dimensions of the Screen
XVII. Silverado / Fish and Plankton and Sea Greens & Protein From the Sea
XVIII. Live At the Satanic Ritual / Mode Snatchers of the Eleventh Degree
XIX. Blinking Sky Weather / Spiralclastic Labyrinthflow
XX. That Bachelor Chow Isn't Going to Manifest Itself / The Bachelor King Is In
XXI. Can't Walk, Too Many Puppies / Eleven Puppy Evening
XXII. Songs While Falling Into the Sun / The St. Mary's Sacrificial Children's Choir
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Well, that's one drug-test i figure i just failed lol. Oh well. Fuck it.
All they can do is cut off my painpills. And i've gotten used to that kind of cruel shittyness from life.
I float listlessly along the river towards the falls. Humming tunes to myself and chillin'.
Whayagunnado?
___________
Fuck the rules.
___________
You can end up miserable and having done things your way and tasted some small form of freedom,
or you can end up miserable with a lotta money.
That's pretty much the only two choices unless you decide to sell out in order to try and win by
not ending up miserable. In which case you end up triple miserable without ever having been yourself,
tasted true freedom, or respect... and plus you still get no money. Unless you accidentally DO
win... in which case you get to be hextuple misrable, but with some money, and then they kill you.
But you should always, always pay back people when it comes to drugs and such. It's a matter of honor.
Which is the only thing that'll get you anywhere that counts.
But you have to choose, at the very least, the done things your way and tasted some small form of
freedom and ending up miserable option. You just have to always make sure and pay back drug events
as a matter of principle and smartness and goodness and karma and monkeys.
Unless you're female, in which case i imagine you just act psychotically disturbed and harmful as
possible while trying to outlie everyone in hopes that you can win some sort of monatary prize for
lying and go gung-ho for the miserable but rich option. In which case you're already making up
rules (or quoting them) in some weird hope to keep me, and likely all men, down.
If i'm mistaken, i blame the kaleidoscope of female lies which permeate the entire atmosphere of
this planet, causing holes in the ozone layer and a general fog of war.
TTTLE: "Things seen through the Haze". <-----This Is A Title
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Distract.
___________
Distract. Distract. Distract.
___________
First Officer, C. F. Gnome: "Captain! They're distracting us!"
Blinghum harghum.
___________
It's getting harder to tell the difference between Infinity and Zero.
___________
( Like Imaginary Football Seasons Zipping By In A Storm )
___________
One time, when i killed every other member of my species, i was all like, "Oh yeah! Pizza time!"
___________
D; d d d d and d... and d-d-d-d-d..., duh duh d, d, d, d, d- distract!!! DISTRACT!!!
___________
Watching Lakers - Thunder. Go Thunder. That's how bored the world has gotten. I'm
watching basketball. Can it be long before i get into soccer? Will i watch any of the Stanley Cup?
___________
I rock unto you this hebby hibby.
___________
If you're a certain someone you've already thought, "Titles go at the beginning, not the end.".
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THIS AROMATIC PIPE TOBACCO UNTO THEE MIX:
*"Fleur De Lys" by... Juliana Hatfield
*"On the Border" by... Eagles
*"Ol' 55" by... Eagles
*"One of These Nights" by... Eagles
*"Too Many Hands" by... Eagles
*"Journey of A Sorceror" by... Eagles
*"Take It to the Limit" by... Eagles
*"Visions" by... Eagles
*"Hotel California" by... Eagles
*"Life in the Fast Lane" by... Eagles
*"Those Shoes" by... Eagles
*"0110 C1" by... Blackwaves
*"You Already Did" by... Russian Circles
*"10 Seconds of Forever" by... Hawkwind
*"Space Walk" by... Lemon Jelly
*"Debaser" by... Rogue Wave
*"No Dancing" by... Men At Work
*"Everybody Must Get Stoned" by... Cypress Hill
*"Calling Occupents of Interplanetary Craft" by... the Carpenters
*"A Passing Thought to the Contrary" by... Bloodhorse
*"Come Together" by... Spiritualized
*"Walking On the Water" by... Richard Hell & the Voidoids
*"Liar" by... Three Dog Night
*"Reflections Are Protection" by... La Roux
*"Running Laps" by... Chamillionaire
*"I'm Your Torpedo" by... Eagles of Death Metal
*"When the Water Breaks" by... Liquid Tension Experiment
*"A Plague of Angels" by... Earth
*"We Need Starpower" by... the Warlocks
*"Space Intro" by... Steve Miller Band
*"Fly Like An Eagle" by... Steve Miller Band
*"The Joker" by... Steve Miller Band
*"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by... the Beatles
*"Since I've Laid My Burden Down" by... Mississippi John Hurt
*"The Illusion of Balance" by... The Mercury Arc
*"New York City (Complete Lost Lennon Tapes 0:51 Version)" by... John Lennon
*"Up the Wolves" by... the Mountain Goats
*"Not Guilty" by... George Harrison
*"The Hustle" by... Van McCoy
*"All You Zombies" by... the Hooters
*"Coming Up Close" by... 'Til Tuesday
*"Walk On Water" by... Jesu
*"The Last Home Room Hour" by... American Green
*"Satyricus" by... Inactive Messiah
*"Antiverse" by... Krama
*"Southbound Again" by... Dire Straits
*"Magic Carpet Ride" by... Steppenwolf
*"Red Devil" by... NoMeansNo
*"The Gardener" by... Marilyn Manson
*"Skin Moth" by... Torche
*"Harmoniacraft" by... Torche
*"I Ran (So Far Away)" by... Proscriptor (A Flock of Seagulls cover)
*"Divine Bright" by... Earth
*"The Dire and Ever Circling Wolves" by... Earth
*"Lens of Unrectified Night" by... Earth
*"Peace in Mississippi" by... Earth
*"Sonar and Depth Charge" by... Earth
*"Crooked Axis For String Quartet" by... Earth
*"Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine" by... Earth
*"New Pants and Shirt" by... Teeth of Lions Rule the Divine
*"Californication" by... Red Hot Chili Peppers
*"Alphabet Song" by... Lower Dens
*"Zero For Conduct" by... OFF
*"And By Always" by... White Fence
*"Sticky Fruitman Has Faith" by... White Fence
*"Born to Hula" by... Kyuss
*"April Skies" by... the Jesus and Mary Chain
*"Quadrophenia" by... the Who
*"Money For Nothing" by... Dire Straits
*"Walk of Life" by... Dire Straits
*"Your Latest Trick" by... Dire Straits
*"Why Worry" by... Dire Straits
*"Pass the Hatchet, I Think I'm Goodkind" by... Yo La Tengo
*"Bittersweet Symphony" by... the Verve
*"Mindgames" by... John Lennon
*"Soft" by... Washed Out
*"Are You Experienced?" by... the Jimi Hendrix Experience
*"A Question of Temperature" by... the Balloon Farm
*"I Robot" by... the Alan Parsons Project
*"Low Rider" by... War
*"Urgent" by... Foreigner
*"Downbound Train" by... Bruce Springsteen
*"Houses of the Holy" by... Led Zeppelin
*"The Private Psychedelic Reel" by... the Chemical Brothers
*"Around the World" by... Daft Punk
*"Wavering Radiant" by... ISIS
*"Stone to Wake A Serpent" by... ISIS
*"Threshold of Transformation" by... ISIS
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And thus the rock was rolled.
___________
Still owed about 3 Z of monkeypaw. And a Q and an 8. Something like that. But i'm not
worried about the Q and the 8 as that's proven men of honor.
___________
"If you could sue a dame for the heinous act of Being A Bitch, i'd ask the Judge Upon the Free Lands
to award me about 2 Pounds of quality Monkeypaw from your direction."
And then i hopped about and beat my chest.
Whilst singing the Songs of the Ancient Morningstar Party.
___________
As predicted in the Book Which Wasn't A Book Very Long (aka The Edible Book).
___________
The Smashing Pumpkins should keep the lineup they have, rename themselves Squornshellous Zeta,
do lots of drugs, and make music that actually rocks or something. You know, music that goes
to at least 10. Maybe 11. 12 would just be ridiculous. Stop it with all this 6ish Tops stuff.
And the omens say it has to be Squornshellous Zeta.
And it has to span the miles majestically.
___________
Voon.
___________
Wiki entry to Earth a la the Mighty Seer Douglas Adams.
___________
The Universe keeps Universing wrongly.
___________
Got some "Pimpin' Naint Ez" incense at the cigmart... no idea what brand it is or where it's from.
There's a phone number on every package is all.
___________
I keep taste-testing the Morangie vs. the Livet, and comparing the Remy Martin Congac as well.
The Glenmorangie has a better Frontend, neither has a good transition, and the Glenlivet has the better
Backend and Aftertaste. The Remy Martin doesn't equal either, but it's a good alternative at half
the price.
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LJ-CUT SUBTABLE XI:
1. ) You Become Blue
2.) Succumb
3.) Move to the Outer Rim, Become Space Cowboy
4.) Nothing Happens, Plus Eight on your Next Roll of Any Kind
5.) Binge Eat
6.) Form A Cabal
7.) A Jaime Bilodeau Attacks From the Bushes, Burn Down Civilization
8.) Roll a d8, and Move the ROCK OF QUANTUM ROLLING to the proper location as indicated
by your Quantum Rock Rolling Personal Probability Map located in Index VIII of your Guide to Incarnating
9.) Jam to Tunez
10.) Proceed Accordingly
11.) Oh Yeah, Inhale That Shit
12.) Save vs. Self-Control (Activate the Device) at Minus Six
13.) Achieve Minor Greatness That Only You Know About
14.) Do A Little Dance
15.) Reproduce Through Fifth Dimensional Tachyonic Timecell Division (aka Do Something)
16.) All Your Infinity Am Belong to Zero
17.) Stick an Appendage into the Box of Bees
18.) Oh Cut It Out! Now Roll on d100 Incarnating Subtable XMSF-119-ZOOL
19.) You Win One Free Yawn
20.) Roll d100 on Infinite Prize Chart AIII from your Guide to Incarnating
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SUBTABLE SMSF-119-ZOOL
01.) Press Equate
02-03.) Join a Random Cabal from the Cabal Probability Listings in your Incarnation Guide Cabal Index
(under "PSYCHOHISTORY: CABALS: RANDOMIZATION OF SUBTABLES AS A STRATEGY
OF 6D PROGRAM LANGUAGES: NUMBERED LISTING OF CABALS)
04-06.) Contemplate Infinity
07-10.) Curse At Sky
11.) Behind You
12.) Man Your Station
13.) Rethink Your Life
14-15.) Become Allergic to Series of 11 Exclamation Points
16-19.) Around Eight maybe, or some kind of Sick Orange
20-25.) All Hail the Station!!!
26-28.) Attack With Pillow
29-32.) No! At 90-Degree Angles to Your So-Called Reality, Fool!!!!!!!!!!!
33.) Anvils
34-41.) Rotate 4-Dimensional Turnips in Your Mind
42.) Your Planet Is Destroyed Tomorrow
43-44.) It's the Holy Day of Kick-A-Jaime! Give one free Kick-A-Jaime gift
45-49.) Puppies!
50.) Take Up New Character Class at Level 1
51-54.) 1 FREE KARMABUCK (redeem at any INCARNACORP enterprise)
55.) 11 FREE KARMABUCKS!!!!!!!!!!! (redeem at any INCARNACORP enterprise)
56-65.) Roll a d10. Look at it. It's a funny-looking die. Do nothing.
66.) Roll Twice on Same Subtable (SMSF-119-ZOOL)
67-68.) Singing Anvils
69-71.) A .00000000008% Chance of Zombies or Radioactive Slush
72-76.) Roll Up A Character
77-79.) Rewrite Plan B
80-94.) Listen For Random Phrases in the Staticsphere
95-97.) Because It's Funny
98-99.) Make A Sandwich, Eat That Sandwich
100.) Congratulations! You are Enlightened. Fill Out Form XININCRCRPL7A115ABCD-QPZ11
for free "ENLIGHTENMENT SUCKS!" T-Shirt
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The horrible nihilistic zen of the bottom.
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...and Twenty-Nine.
Mon, May. 14th, 2012, 12:34 pm
Life is like a joint.
"Can't wait 'til i get to have a roachclip," moan all the young joints.
Surviving adults mostly all have roachclips.
Roachclip maturity.
When that roachclip is finally clipped onto you, you feel like you've finally made it.
You're grown. You're adult. You're there.
And the wise old joints shake their roachclipped faces sadly, because they know
that all the roachclip is is a sign of the end.
Either soon, you'll be gone completely, or you'll be a tossed away memory no one
ever smokes anymore. Buried in the corner ashes or the drifts up along the edge of the tray.
A forgotten high.
And the young joints with their bodies over half-way burned out from all the striving
to become... throw their graduation hats in the air, and admire each other's newly
clipped on badges of adulthood.
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Woke up late for doc appointment. Arrived an hour late, couldn't fit me in, have to drive back up
there in about 45 more minutes to see nurse practicioner and get my prescrips refilled, which is all
i really needed anyway. Just turned it into two trips.
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