Leftover jalepeno poppers for breakfast. Handfull of M&Ms for dessert.
If you put coffee in a port glass it looks like expensive port. Only usually expensive port doesn't steam so much.
Current Mood: 
oh no's! i'm an icon!
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Tue, Jul. 14th, 2009, 04:06 am
Leftover jalepeno poppers for breakfast. Handfull of M&Ms for dessert.
If you put coffee in a port glass it looks like expensive port. Only usually expensive port doesn't steam so much.
Tue, Jul. 14th, 2009, 03:41 am
A light, misty reign with occasional claps of wonder. Astralmetric pressure falling.
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In early music, during the paleolithic age, a note belonged to the person who discovered it. Each
sound was considered unique so what we'd today call a "D" note on a log was 'different' from a "D"
note played on a piece of tight string... they hadn't discovered scales or chords yet.
DJs were always getting clubbed to death for borrowing some other guy's note.
It was really hard to have a rave.
Plus, the shamens hogged all the good drugs anyway.
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the PMA (Paleological Music Association) always going around with clubs beating people up as a warning.
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"Taste minty fresh pain, you... you... cave bear!!!"
Bear: *Knocks over wardrobe* CRASH!
Other Dude: "ARRRRGH! THE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PAIN! ARRRRRRGggggg..."
The women have to buy it that us guyz are kicking the bear out of the cave.
"Dude, don't overdo it... we don't have enough make-up to do too many serious wounds."
Bear: "Is the deer-liver and honey at the usual spot?"
Yep. Fresh too. Also i burnt you that MPTree of 'Guy banging on Hollow Log Repeatedly, Adagio in Hickory-Flat Minor'.
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Have you ever seen the Reign?
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"Was it coming down on a bunny day?"
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Yep. It had a whole warehouse full of bunny-hats from down in the mines. It was a very bunny day,
the day of the Reign. Cool with a slight groovebreeze coming in from the para-bardo.
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"Did it span the miles majestically?"
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Shut up.
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ENCOURAGEMENT TO GRASP CONCEPT VIA AMAZING-SPACECANNON-O-DOOM MIX:
*"Little T & A" by... the Rolling Stones
*"Crazed Fandango" by... the Atomic Bitchwax
*"A Forest (Tree Mix)" by... the Cure
*"Focus" by... Space Safari
*"Canon in D" by... Pachelbel
*"Mr. Blue Sky" by... Electric Light Orchestra
*"Heaven and Hell (Cosmos Version)" by... Vangelis
*"Eyes Wide Open" by... X.I.S.
*"Swamp" by... the Talking Heads
*"Starshine" by... Gorillaz
*"Vacation" by... the Go Gos
*"Clouds" by... Feuerhake
*"the Tempest" by... Pendulum
*"Best Before" by... Akanoid
*"Regolith" by... Optical Beefcloud Party River
*"the Re-Entry" by... Spirallianz
*"Southern Point" by... Grizzly Bear
*"Suicide Sun" by... Akasha Project
*"Bounce That" by... Girl Talk
*"Outland" by... Biot
*"Jump Around" by... House of Pain
*"I Like to Move It" by... Reel 2 Real
*"Get it Up" by... Chickenfoot
*"Under My Thumb" by... the Rolling Stones
*"Milo, Sorghum and Maize" by... the Meat Puppets
*"Piece of Crap" by... Neil Young and Crazy Horse
*"Air on a G-String" by... Bach
*"Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini" by... Rachmaninoff
*"Walk on the Wild Side" by... Lou Reed
*"City Lights (Featuring Bun B)" by... Method Man and Redman
*"Come Back Jonee" by... Devo
*"Drug Fits the Face" by... Moby
*"Push 'em Up" by... Donkey Rollers
*"Fat Bottom Girls" by... Queen
*"Taste the Floor" by... the Jesus and Mary Chain
*"Galaxy" by... War
*"Thru the Rhythm" by... the 13th Floor Elevators
*"Rio" by... Duran Duran
*"Hello Again" by... the Cars
Current Mood: 
crazy
crazyTue, Jul. 14th, 2009, 02:49 am
I long for a world in which newborn babies are immediately strapped into armor and forced
to fight gladiatorial battles in a huge arena. Well, not so much "long for" as "am bored and so
am thinking about". Sometimes when you're really bored you think about Gladiatorial Babies.
Mostly they just lay around in armor looking surprised, but occasionally you'll get a good match
amongst some of the more ambitious of the babies.
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Meanwhile back on the farm everything is still going according to plan.
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I Afisgi'd the mothrafuck outta this morning-period. I am so reigning.
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"Mothrafuck"?
What? I have ambivalent feelings towards godzilla movies.
"Why the hell would you..."
There was a full-page ad for Vampirella magazine across from the first Godzilla article i ever read in Famous Monsters.
"..."
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Buncha goddamn mothrafuckas.
Anyway, i totally woke up and shifted into a pretty "fast/energetic" mode for me. There was the normal
AFISGI moment/moments and it was an achy and difficult climb... but it took less energy than i would have
normally expected. Maybe i finally got a good night's sleep.
Strangely, for once, i barely remember my dreams at all.
I hope i haven't gone off and blown up another planet while i thought i was sleeping again.
Stupid schizophrenical godlings always be running around the Universe while i'm asleep.
All parkin' the Spaceship on Epimetheus and losing the keys and shit.
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Down here in the Math there's not enough mental elbow-room.
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Feels like a good day to die. Bring on the armegeddon. I'm old and full of kung-fu.
Current Mood: 
awake
awakeMon, Jul. 13th, 2009, 03:54 pm
Noel Fielding is totally ripping me off. Snerf.
Prolly another case of beams being recieved from the same aliens.
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"One youth, wasted, check."
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There's nothing new under the sun. Except this lamp. This lamp is new. But nothing else is new.
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You know, really for something to be "under the sun" you'd really have to be standing on the opposite
side of the sun from it. Then it's under the sun compared to you. Altho' things may look like they
are 'under' the sun while down on Earth... the truth is they're really kind of over to the side.
Unless you're on the opposite side of the sun from the thing you're talking about. Then it'd be
"under the sun". But then you'd be dead. The quaruntine priests (who control the Secret
Earth which, from our point of view, is under the sun) would have you eliminated almost immediately.
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I wonder what originality actually has to do with one's position re: the sun.
Perhaps you need to be to the left of the moon to be original. That's where i'd try.
With the laws of physics morphing depending upon one's position in space-time (so that far enough
away from "here" E=MCsquare is a good recipe for cake but 'flour + eggs + sugar' says something
fundemental about the Universe etc.) there's probably a place in the Universe where there being
nothing new under the sun is a 'law'. Prolly just a buncha planetless systems tho.
In an infinite multi-verse there'd be a place where 'There is nothing new to the left of a cactus'.
Artists all standing to the right of cacti and letting the creative juices flow.
The left sides of cacti are populated by philosophers who eternally contemplate how it is that anyone
has decided which bits of the cactus were "front" or "back".
Philosopher (Standing to the Left of a Cactus): "I mean really, it's not as if they have faces..."
Artist (Over to the Right): "Perhaps something with rabbits. Rabbits covered in adobe sauce..."
Another Artist (Standing to the Right of Another Cactus A-Ways-Over): "I already did that. Last
autumn. Went over like a ton of cake."
Philosopher (Standing to the Left of the Other Artist's Cactus): "Hey you over there! Artist guy
by the other cactus. You realize you're standing to the left of this cactus even tho' you're
on the right of that one, right?"
First Artist: "Godammit!"
First Philosopher: "Okay, everybody shift over one cactus!"
*Line of philosophers and artists move one space*
First Artist: "Whew. Better. Now... heeeyyy... now i'm standing to the left of my old cactus!"
Second Philosopher: "Perhaps we need to re-arrange the cactus fields..."
First Philosopher: "I still don't understand what reference point you guys are using for this whole
'side of the cactus' thing..."
Second Artist: "What if we put little bunny hats on all the cacti. So... err... like they wouldn't be
cactus, they'd be like... cactus-bunny... or, erm, something..."
Second Philosopher: "Well, i don't recall the holy books saying anything about there being nothing
new to the left of bunny-cactuses."
*pause*
Everyone: "TO THE BUNNY-HAT MINES!"
First Artist: "I'll go get the plush, stuffed shovels and picks..."
Current Mood: 
tired
tiredMon, Jul. 13th, 2009, 01:08 pm
Midnight shopping trip:
*Extra Firm Tofu
*Whole Mushrooms
*Wasabi Sauce
*Garlic-Stuffed Olives
*Fried Banana Chips
*Velveeta (box)
*Bryan Hot Dogs (red)
*Spicy Brown Mustard
*Hungry Man Bar-B-Q Sammich Tv Dinner
*Bar-B-Q Pork Rinds
*M&Ms (plain)
*Box of Whitecastle Cheeseburgers
*Bag of frozen jalepeno poppers
*Ham Sammich Slices
*Armour Dried Beef Slices (in the jar)
*Cajun Trail Mix
*Diet Mountain Dew (case)
*Fresca (case)
*Cortizone
*Sunday Tupelo Daily Journal
*Scientific American Magazine
Gonna make a wasabi burger, use it with my tofu, and generally wasabi up the place.
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Watching "Married With Children" dvds.
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"And with the eating of that 'one more' Sonicburger with order of jalepeno cheddar
poppers... his Awesomeness became infinite, and then it rained money from the Sky."
~My First Great Freaking Book of Revolution Prophecies Ch. III, v. 16
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I'm oozing Awesome all over the place. I have gnomes follow me around with a bucket to
catch all the extra Awesome. I figure i can donate it to some un-awesome childrens fund.
Always doing what i can to help out.
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Un-awesome child: (sad faced) "I'm not awesome. I'm not awesome at all."
Here! Have some leftover Aweooze© *Splashes bucket on kid*
Un-awesome child: "WOW! I'm incredible!"
Nah. That's just the Aweooze©, you're still un-awesome. See the tag before where it shows you speaking?
Un-awesome child: "Awwww..."
Current Mood: 
itchy
itchySun, Jul. 12th, 2009, 11:32 pm
UNABLE TO REACH MY SPACESHIP PARKED AT EPIMETHEUS RIGHT NOW MIX:
*"Air on a G String" by... Bach
*"Moonlight Sonata" by... Beethoven
*"Transcendental Etude No. 10" by... Liszt
*"Canon in D" by... Pachelbel
*"Rhapsody On a Theme by Pagananini" by... Rachmaninoff
*"Also Sprach Zarathustra" by... Strauss
*"Heaven and Hell (Cosmos Version)" by... Vangelis
*"Metal Drops" by... Lemurians & Guitarminator
*"Mescaline" by... 1200 Mics
*"Minimal Vertical" by... Cosma
*"Warm It Up" by... Girl Talk
*"Interfiber Skunk" by... Killer Buds
*"City Lights (Featuring Bun B)" by... Method Man & Redman
*"Legs" by... ZZ Top
*"Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip" by... Nirvana
*"Deep Dive" by... Deep Dive Corp.
*"Baby Doll" by... Devo
*"Jumping Someone Else's Train" by... the Cure
*"586" by... New Order
*"the Swagger" by... Gorillaz
*"Ziggy Stardust" by... Bauhaus (David Bowie cover)
*"Once Upon the Sea of Blissful Awareness" by... Shpongle
*"Close to Me (Closer Mix)" by... the Cure
*"Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" by... Led Zeppelin
*"New York Groove" by... Ace Frehley (Hello cover)
*"Dogma" by... Marilyn Manson
*"Time Out for Fun" by... Devo
*"Burning Down the House" by... the Talking Heads
*"Dj's Got a Gun" by... Robots in Disguise
*"Evil Woman" by... Electric Light Orchestra
*"High Times" by... Cypress Hill
*"Fields of Fire" by... Big Country
*"Radio 4" by... Public Image Ltd.
*"Flying" by... the Beatles
*"Tomorrow Never Knows" by... the Beatles
*"Holy Diver" by... Dio
*"Down to the Waterline" by... Dire Straits
*"Superhero" by... KMFDM
*"Stone to Wake a Serpant" by... Isis
*"Down on Me" by... the Jesus and Mary Chain
*"the Safety Dance" by... Men Without Hats
*"Move" by... Cansei de Ser Sexy (Got Tired of Being Sexy)
*"How I Became Paranoid" by... Cansei de Ser Sexy (Got Tired of Being Sexy)
*"Jager Yoga" by... Cansei de Ser Sexy (Got Tired of Being Sexy)
*"Let's Make Love and Listen to Death From Above" by... Cansei de Ser Sexy (Got Tired of Being Sexy)
*"Stranger Eyes" by... the Cars
*"Shake It Up" by... the Cars
*"Night Fever" by... the Bee Gees
*"That's Enough for Me" by... Fleetwood Mac
*"21st Century Digital Boy" by... Bad Religion
*"10,000 Devils" by... Artillery
*"It Was a Pleasure Thing" by... the Velvet Underground & Nico
*"Babaji" by... Blue Cheer
Current Mood: foamy acid
foamy acidSun, Jul. 12th, 2009, 08:26 pm
"I am a secret raincoat".
No you aren't.
"Dammit."
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Maybe your god is of the plug-in variety and he's never showing up b/c the cord doesn't stretch.
Excuses to spoonfood theists.
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The devil is just the version of god who doesn't believe in himself.
It's hard being an athiest messiah. But i've done it so many times now i could do it in my sleep.
If i chose.
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Apocalypse as a form of criticism.
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Sometimes it's fun to just play with fire.
Current Mood: 
cranky
crankySun, Jul. 12th, 2009, 08:04 pm
I embrace the dumb.
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Seriously, i'm getting good at tofu and mushroom stirfrys. A bit on the bachelor side perhaps... but worth
me investing in some more tofus and mushrooms.
Of course after you finish it you still feel like eating a couple of grilled cheese... but we're working on that.
Around autumn i hope to get the number of meals i eat a day down into single digits.
The bone trolls are complaining.
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Sittin' around... booshin' it up.
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If, when overexposed to my Awesome, you burst into flames... it's sometimes helpful to find a
puddle of Lame and roll around in it.
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"In case of being burned by Awesome, step into booth and turn on Top 40 Radio Station" signs by the
caged transmitters. Like emergency chemical showers in a factory.
Little first aid stations spaced evenly around grand dei-palaces.
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Did your god let the nutsack of the monkey atop his head slip, and expose you
to his third eye... causing you to disintegrate? Well you don't have to stand for... uhm... you don't
have to float all... uhm... you don't have to randomly get blown all around for it! By it! Over it. Uhm.
Anyway, call, 1-SUE-THE-LORD. We'll get *everyone* a Karma settlement or we'll vacation in Limbo
this year.
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I AM LEARNING TO RIDE THE NOW.
Bring me more mirrors.
Current Mood: ow
owSat, Jul. 11th, 2009, 11:39 pm
"That was so funny it made me seal-clap."
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Sittin' in the dark in the shower thinkin' about dimensions.
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"You need to go see the Bigtime Knower of Things."
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Brazilians, they always be puttin' on too much postage.
Liechtensteinians always be walkin' around with wallet-sized photos of their fancy armoirs.
Incarnations of Lucifer, they always be doin' that Lucifer-thang.
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Me? I get tore up under city lights.
Well. A moon. Some stars. Sky's not bad-looking from this planet. Nothing special tho. I'd get tore
up unders city lights... but... that's where all the suckass mortals tend to congregate.
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Tree pimp hanging around all the big dendrophilia hangouts.
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"Just move along, squirrel."
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Unless you got cash.
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Signs:
"No knotholing".
"Sandpaper condoms: $5 xtra".
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(Saturday)
Breakfast: Fried tofu strips (extra-firm) and mushrooms. Salt and pepper, light touch of worchestshire sauce.
Small bowl with a little Heinz 57 sauce for occasional dipping. Followed by dessert of a spoonful of Cool Whip.
Lunch: Ham and cheese sandwich on loaf bread, beer (Rolling Rock). Spoonful of Cool Whip.
Supper: 2 orders of Sonic cheddar jalepeno poppers (8).
Sleep: Same ole Same ole. Schools, busses, planes, women hatin' on me, yelling authority figures, lost
vehicles, travel, trappedness, nuclear bombs, floods, tornados, kung fu battles, anger.
Wake: Aigh! *Flip!* "I Shall Go Insane!"
(Sunday)
Breakfast: Home fried jalepeno poppers (6).
Brunch: Chasing chesterfield sofas across the hills and plains of ancient, pre-nanotech earth.
And beef jerky.
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the Mighty Boosh is the new vaudeville. It's about the performance and the entertainment, not the story.
I like it. Nothing wrong with story, but ah... there is nothing quite like good comedy.
Current Mood: 
calm
calmFri, Jul. 10th, 2009, 09:45 pm
apparently it's almost saturday...
Must... own... Mighty... Boosh... DvDs...
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"I CAN'T DRIVE THE LAMB LUNGS OUT OF MY MIND!"
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Rama and his llama just wanted everyone to know the rumors of them shammalammadingdonging are a buncha hooey.
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"Boots full of jello, handfuls of gravy at the sky..."
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HANDFULS OF GRAVY AT THE SKY MIX:
*"Feel So Good" by... Spacemen 3
*"Forecast for Today" by... Pelican
*"Chemical Garden" by... the Meat Puppets
*"Paralyzer" by... Finger Eleven
*"Better Off Alone" by... the Black Angels
*"Susie Q" by... Creedence Clearwater Revival (Dale Hawkins cover)
*"You Never Can Tell" by... Chuck Berry
*"the Wizard" by... Black Sabbath
*"Spiritual Antiseptic (Minty Fresh Confidence)" by... Hallucinogen
*"586" by... New Order
*"Your Silent Face" by... New Order
*"We All Stand" by... New Order
*"Elegia" by... New Order
*"Riders On the Storm" by... the Doors
*"In a Gadda Da Vida" by... Iron Butterfly
*"Whitesnake" by... Late of the Pier
*"the Sound of Confusion" by... Spacemen 3
*"Caterpillar (Flicker Mix)" by... the Cure
*"Come On Eileen" by... Dexy's Midnight Runners
*"Sometimes" by... the Jesus and Mary Chain
*"Moist Vagina" by... Nirvana
*"Groove is in the Heart" by... Dee Lite
*"Rockaria!" by... Electric Light Orchestra
*"Reelin' in the Years" by... Steely Dan
*"Mindgames" by... John Lennon
*"Paper Cuts" by... Nirvana
*"Don't Ask Me" by... A Flock of Seagulls
*"Patterns" by... Devo
*"Black Dog" by... Led Zeppelin
*"Parthenon Drive" by... Echo & the Bunnymen
*"Hardstyle Rockers" by... Donkey Rollers
*"Expresso Love" by... Dire Straits
*"Left Hand Suzuki Method" by... Gorillaz
*"More Human Than Human (Meet Bambie in the King's Harem Mix)" by... White Zombie
*"Travelin' Band" by... Creedence Clearwater Revival
*"the Hunter" by... Dokken
*"I Gotta Feeling" by... Black Eyed Peas
*"Lovely Allen" by... Holy Fuck
*"What Makes You Think You're the One" by... Fleetwood Mac
*"Foreground" by... Grizzly Bear
*"19 2000" by... Gorillaz
*"School's for Fools" by... Life, Sex, & Death
*"Journey of a Sorceror" by... the Eagles
Current Mood: 
achy
achyThu, Jul. 9th, 2009, 06:19 pm
"I'll trade you two omens and a portent for that sign."
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If i were in a band i'd want to play Trains-full-of-Pianos-Crashing-and/or-Ro
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"There are monkeys in metal boots laying siege to the lab doors."
This is thursday isn't it? Are they waving yellow flags?
*Looks out peephole panel*
"Yep. Yellow."
Well, just ignore them. They never break thru. Now pass me those pixie livers and another sixpack of doomsday devices.
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Tho' i'm prolly better fit as a lead singer. It'd just have to be one of those bands with 'the fat guy singing' etc.
And i'd have to give up the 2-3 cigs a day i'm still smoking.
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"This is the morale order counting downwards, beginning our list towards the lower end... Charles DeGaul, Richard Nixon,
the Best Woman Who Ever Lived, Fred, Second-thru-Eleventh best women who ever lived, This Lamp, Some other chick,
Hitler, Televangelists, and then then so forth and so on, downwards in that order."
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So i trust you somewhere above Hitler but below Nixon. At best. Ya females.
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"At least you're allowed to punch Hitler in the face."
Yeah, it's the little things ya know.
"Oh go put on your secret 'I'm a Misogynist' skirt."
It's a kilt dammit.
"You don't own a kilt."
Okay, but i don't wear skirts either.
"What do you call it when you wrap that cheap hemp blanket around..."
Oh shut up.
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TAKE A TOOT ON THE HOSE MARKED 'RIBEYE' & THEN FOLLOW ME TO THE CHEESE-VATS FOR A SOAK MIX:
*"Taste the Floor" by... the Jesus and Mary Chain
*"2000 Man" by... the Rolling Stones
*"All Over the World" by... Electric Light Orchestra
*"Cold Gin" by... KISS
*"March Into the Sea" by... Pelican
*"Shake It Up" by... the Cars
*"Hysteria" by... Def Leppard
*"Love You Inside Out" by... the Bee Gees
*"Ride a White Swan" by... T. Rex
*"Granite" by... Pendulum
*"Gungamai" by... Quintessence
*"Ban the Game" by... Men Without Hats
*"Jump Around" by... House of Pain
*"Pretty in Pink" by... the Psychedelic Furs
*"Blood, Milk, and Sky (Miss September Mix)" by... White Zombie
*"From the Muddy Banks of Seattle" by... Girl Talk
*"Tomorrow Comes Today" by... Gorillaz
*"Cry Baby Cry" by... Bardo Pond (Beatles cover)
*"Making Plans for Nigel" by... XTC
*"Ride the Lightning" by... Metallica
*"Tatoo Vampire" by.. Blue Oyster Cult
*"City Lights (Featuring Bun B)" by... Method Man & Redman
*"Voyager" by... Daft Punk
*"Born on the Bayou" by... Creedence Clearwater Revival
*"the Sign" by... Ace of Base
*"White Light" by... Gorillaz
*"Electric Head, Pt. 1 (the Agony)" by... White Zombie
*"Spells and Tentations" by... Killer Buds
*"It's Prolly Best Not to Think About What Happens to the Cheese After You Soak in It" by... Optical Beefcloud Party River
*"Zooey Butter" by... Zen Dynsasty
*"No One Knows" by... the Screaming Trees
*"Armegeddon It" by... Def Leppard
*"the Masterblaster" by... Void
*"I'm the Ocean" by... Neil Young
*"Sativa (Atmosphere Cut)" by... Astral Projection
*"No Dancing" by... Men Without Hats
*"Don't Stop Me (I'm Having a Good Time)" by... Queen
*"Transparent Radiation (Flashback)" by... Spacemen 3
*"Jumpin' Jack Flash" by... the Rolling Stones
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You kilt my kilt joke.
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"Shut up."
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*Ignores Self in fit of pique*
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The Sky too. And the Astral. Okay, not the Astral. I like the Astral.
They talk in colors.
Current Mood: 
light blue
light blue