Current mood:	sore
Entry tags:	afisgi, bom bom bom, ow, shop, this lamp, velvet

"C'mon and touch my velvet lung."
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I'm watching Caddyshack on AMC. This gives me +78 temporary Kool Points.
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Life is just an Astral-deprivation chamber.
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You ever just think "bom" in your head, and then you're going "bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom"
in a silly manner, and suddenly you can't stop, and you're thinking "bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom"
(or whatever) and it gets "louder" and "louder" and it's shaking the walls of your skull BOM BOM BOM
BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM so you have to shake your head back and forth real fast or
make a really funny face in order to stop it?

Yeah, i love that.
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The unabatedness continuing, of the Awesome.
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It's one of those "And This Lamp" days.
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Black coffee.
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*Falls asleep* *All That* *AFISGI*
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I'm addicted to Sonic Jalepeno Poppers.
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A Flock of Seagulls sings to me this morning. I need to finish grabbing all my faves by them.
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Hung with Mike for a while and talked music and life and shit.

Now i've gotta make a plan to fill the Night. I feel like battling impossible odds vs hordes of flesh-eating
monsters from other dimensions who have come to eat our babies and give rattles to our pizzas. So i guess
i'll do some of that. Saving the Universe / World / Life / Reality a few times a day makes you feel like
you're really contributing. Of course... this is all just to fool them into trusting me with the missions
completely... so that when i finally decide to destroy the Universe, i can just fuck up the mission... it
saves on all that building of Doomsday Devices and messing around with the Math-iverse and
Dreamality. Up until then i'll play the hero. But i'm really just waiting to end it all.

Saving the Universe / World / Life / Reality / Freedom / Right etc. is just something to pass the time
until i get really really REALLY bored.
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Poor. Quality. Universe. F- to D-. Has some A+ moments but i think i used up most of those myself.

Not enough "Wooooooo" in the positive sense.

Too much "Awwwwwww".

Kinda funny, but hardly worth the point.

Contains pooping.
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SHOPPAPOPPALOPPA:

Food:

*huge bag of beef jerkey
*box of Jack's Links cheese and beefsticks
*box of Seapak fried shrimp
*A&W Root Beer (24)
*Fresca (24)
*rack of ribs
*Original Kraft B-B-Q sauce
*Honey Kraft B-B-Q sause (cuz the women demand sweet crap)
*2 $1,000,000 bar mini bags (uhm)
*6 boxes of Cracker Jacks
*wheat and cheddar 'nab-style cracker thingums, sixpack
*Banquet turkey tv dinner
*Stouffer's Beef and Mushroom Flatbread tv dinner
*relish
*hot dogs
*ham (sammich slices)
*4 winesap apples
*bunch of bananas
*pasta salad box (ceasars)
*soy bacon
*link sausages

Other:

*Nerf football
*Equate blue mouthwash
*Lil' Ceasar's dogfood
*doggy liver treats
*new black toaster (to replace the forty-leven broken ones my mom bought at yardsales, now if she'd
just stop buying broken coffee pots by the crate)
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And then suddenly...
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BEHOLD!

I declare a Party!

Let the Party BE.